Human Interest: NSFW (nonsensical sexual fib wrangling)

Alexyss K. Tylor is the host of a public access show that broadcasts in Atlanta, Georgia. In attempting to retrieve a brief biography of her, I turned to wikipedia, where her name does not occur once. I've included a sample episode on her show below.



Her clips instantly caused me to recall the popular post label, "NSFW." Not only is Alexyss completely unprofessional and uninformed, she presents things in the most absurd, confrontational, vulgar way possible. "They asshole done fell out"??? "THey got King Kong dicks up they ass"???? In case you were wondering, that's her mother sitting across from her. We could muse on the fact that all of both of their arguments are hinged on dubious anecdotes and sensationalistic speculation, but why don't we just check out her YouTube account instead? There's enough material here to get you fired from any job imaginable, unless you're a crack slinging male prostitute with a King Kong dick.

Politics: Paula's (Labor) Party (Suppression)

Paula Deen, of Food Network fame, has recently been caught in the middle of a Union battle between Smithfield Ham and their employees, who argue that the company has repeatedly suppressed workers' attempts to unionize, and who insist that they aren't offered suitably safe working conditions. In the meat processing business, this can get pretty ugly.

I'm sort of shocked by how strongly worker's rights groups and celebrities have come out to criticize Smithfield for their practices, but it's the company's corporate spokesperson, Ms. Deen, who had been fighting the battle at the front lines. Check out the vast repository of content on YouTube related to the controversy.



Who new that our favorite butter-soaked southern belle had some skeletons in her closer? And fingers in her sausages?

Fine Arts: No one really remembers their first lemon, anyways

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to feed babies extremely sour foods just to watch their reactions? Oh, yeah. Me either. But apparently it’s all the rage with today’s young parents, and thanks to the internet, those sick bastards who are actually curious about such hijinks can whittle away hours of otherwise productive time stifling their mirthful giggles from coworkers.



Of course, the practice of feeding babies lemons and limes for our amusement has existed long before YouTube. I even spent a Christmas dinner with my parents this year prying the details of my own initiation into culinary unpleasantries. It’s a universal tradition, like funny cat videos or 2Girls1Cup reactions—maybe as old as civilization itself. That’s probably why YouTube is packed with the little pursed lips and clenched eyes of every race, color, and creed alive.

Recreation: Wingsuit gliders talk about you above your head

Wingsuit flying is the practice of people dressing like birds and throwing themselves off of cliffs, planes, and kitchen counters I guess. The specially designed glider suits allow those falling to do so at a slower speed, and glide for much longer distances. It's pretty amazing to watch.



Apparently, while gliding, jumpers can even talk to each other. The noise of falling is subdued at their slower speeds. What do they talk about up there? Us flightless schmucks, probably.